*getting me some action*
Jun. 27th, 2011 08:10 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rory_pond_williams*takes Mr. O'Hare to the Hub*
*shows him the box*
This is the Pandorica. It exploded and caused the Big Bang. Obviously, that means it should currently be... exploded. I don't know why it's here, but it's probably the same reason I sometimes feel like a Roman. Odd enough, yeah?
*shows him the box*
This is the Pandorica. It exploded and caused the Big Bang. Obviously, that means it should currently be... exploded. I don't know why it's here, but it's probably the same reason I sometimes feel like a Roman. Odd enough, yeah?
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Date: 2011-06-27 06:25 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-06-28 07:15 am (UTC)bam bam bam BAM...bam bam bam BAM...
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Date: 2011-06-28 07:20 am (UTC)I think.
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Date: 2011-06-28 07:31 am (UTC)bam bam bam BAM...bam bam bam BAM...bam bam bam BAM...bam bam bam BAM...
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Date: 2011-06-28 07:20 pm (UTC)Honestly, he can't get out, he's stuck in there, I just woke him up.
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Date: 2011-06-29 05:24 am (UTC)*followed by ominous wisps of smoke*
*bam bam bam BAM...bam bam bam BAM...bam bam bam BAM...bam bam bam BAM...*
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Date: 2011-06-29 05:52 am (UTC)*pushes a few buttons on his controls*
I think I'll turn it off again. I don't really like the look of this.
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Date: 2011-06-29 06:43 am (UTC)*energy begins to ripple all along the surface of the box*
*the entire Pandorica shudders, then pops open its doors and...*
*PUH-TOOIE!!!*
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Date: 2011-06-29 06:50 am (UTC)*lands against a pile of boxes - cum - makeshift filing cabinet and knocks it over, sending the contents flying*
*sits up and looks around, seeing a ruined box lying on either side*
*grins*
Ooh, bad luck there...looks like you bowled a split! You'll have to use some serious backspin if you want to pick up the spare.
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Date: 2011-06-29 06:52 am (UTC)Shit.
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Date: 2011-06-29 07:03 am (UTC)How to confuse a Pandorica:
Step One: put someone in it while they're still conscious. Honestly, you learn that in pre-Academy; how stupid must you monkeys be??
Step two: put someone in it who's already been in once, but whose brainwaves don't match up with what they were the last time.
And last, but most importantly, Step Three: put someone in it who's got a fucking indestructible signal being beamed into his head, and watch it turn itself inside out trying to cease all brainwaves for stasis when it can't fucking turn off the drums.
*grins manically and pounds head in time with the beat...bam bam bam BAM...bam bam bam BAM...bam bam bam BAM...*
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Date: 2011-06-29 07:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-29 07:42 am (UTC)There there, don't beat yourself up about it. You can tell your Captain that you did very well for a rentboy, I mean, teaboy.
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Date: 2011-06-29 07:51 am (UTC)Look, that whole thing with my father-in-law and my wife, I'm still really pissed about that, pissed enough to want to kill you, but there's no point in killing you, I accepted that a long time ago. We've destroyed your cloning facility and your wife's zoo, and we'll foil whatever hilariously evil plan you come up with next. You and the Doctor... well, that's a thing that will never go away, no matter how much I'd like it to, so I've prety much reached the point now where I'm willing to accept that you'll always be around rubbing your hands together in an evil manner and cackling like a Bond villain. I'll do anything for a quiet life, so why don't you just go on your way and we'll meet again when you decide to hijack some nuclear weapons or turn everyone orange or whatever. Can we do that?
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Date: 2011-06-29 07:57 am (UTC)*face falls into something that looks suspiciously like a sulk*
...You're no fun anymore.
*vanishes* (http://rorywilliams.livejournal.com/876.html?thread=5996#t5996)
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Date: 2011-06-29 07:28 am (UTC)You still look like the Doctor. I figured that would have... passed by now.
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Date: 2011-06-29 07:47 am (UTC)It's a glorified holding pen, not a body-swapper. *to both you and Ianto* Oh, let me guess...you can't find the Doctor or my body? Figures. Never send an ape to do a Time Lord's job.
*shrugs, and presses a transporter hidden inside the Doctor's bow tie*
Ah well. I'd stay, but...well, no, actually, I really wouldn't. Toodle-oo!
*vanishes*
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Date: 2011-06-29 06:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-29 07:09 am (UTC)*and rabbits*Holy shit, it's Bugs Bunny! What's up, Doc?
*flings your cigar aside and gives you a big wet Bugs Bunny-esque smooch on the kisser*
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Date: 2011-06-29 08:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-29 08:21 am (UTC)Okay, that was random.
Now... the Sfinx, can we go back to the original question? Should we send him a message or will he sniff this thing out on his own? The longer I'm here, the longer I'm away from my wife and baby, I don't like it.
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