*legs it back to the house*

[rory_pond_williams]

*gets into Ianto's car*

I can't believe this, I thought that rabbit was on the level.

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[mr_ianto_jones]

*goes quite a way over the speed limit*
Still trust the snake?

[rory_pond_williams]

I... I don't know? You think he's lying, too? What are we supposed to do?

[mr_ianto_jones]

Like I said, Mr. Williams, in my experience, the safest thing to do with that whole Wacky talking animal crowd is to stay as far the fuck away from them as is physically possible. They just distract you with threats and supernatural blah blah until you don't know if you're coming or going, and then they either pounce or forget about you alltogether and move onto the next thing.

[rory_pond_williams]

He took the Pandorica. I was quite fond of that.

[mr_ianto_jones]

It's just a box at the end of the day. Let him have it and move on.

[rory_pond_williams]

*sighs*
I guess.

I suppose I should evict the snake. I should have trusted your judgement.

[mr_ianto_jones]

Me?
*parks the car at the house*
God, no, go with your gut, Rory, I don't know anymore about these things than you do and I have the added disadvantage that I zone out whenever one of that lot starts talking to me. But if your gut's feeling iffy about the snake, I say by all means, chuck him out.
*gets out*
Listen, this house, it's probably the most secure building in all of Cardiff. I've had years to set up alarms and reinforce all the entrances and exits, I've had plenty of reasons to. I've even got an alien force field I can turn on if I need to, in this house, you're safe, the baby's safe, Amy's safe, you don't need to worry.

[rory_pond_williams]

*determined*
Right, then. The snake goes. I'll take care of it.
*follows you inside, then straight back out again*